Humor: Clever Business Signs
At an Optometrist's
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
In a Podiatrist's
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Plumber's Shop:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On the trucks of
a Plumbing Company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."
Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
Another Pizza shop slogan:
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At a New Orleans waste disposal company:
"Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Please drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."
Courtesy of Russ MICHAEL, Deborah Forester,
Alec Christos Gabbitas, and
Barbara Concoby via Jerry Rothstein / New Thought Weekly
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